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    Holy Shit Minz and the Tarantula

    Yesterday, Minz made a somewhat disturbing post telling us that - a tarantula just walked across her bed

    Since she and her housemates don't own a tarantula, this horrible occurrence must be investigated.Are tarantulas indigenous to Britain? Was Minz the butt of a cruel joke? Or was she snorting some prescription medication and that,
    coupled with a few glasses of wine, is what caused the hallucination?

    Pls discuss

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    I recently killed a couple of large spiders down here...they were about the size of a dime and that's big enough thank you


    *shudders*

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    It was huge

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    Quote Originally Posted by minz View Post
    It was huge
    That's what she said.
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    That's what she said.
    I screamed and woke up the munchkins, who then proceeded to laugh at me.

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    Damn kids!
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    Damn kids!
    I had the last laugh though, I wouldnt let them go back to bed until they caught it and put it outside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by minz View Post
    I had the last laugh though, I wouldnt let them go back to bed until they caught it and put it outside.
    Did you ever relent and let the kids back inside?
    Behold my signature~!!

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    There's another one in the lounge this evening, I must be disturbing them packing the house up, I'm being plagued by spiders.

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    Look how big this spider is


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    Why would you catch and release? I'd be smashing them!
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Those are pretty big spiders Minz!
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    Those are pretty big spiders Minz!
    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    Why would you catch and release? I'd be smashing them!
    Its a huge spider, its terrorising me at the minute. I just cant bring myself to kill it though, I dont like killing anything, I prefer to repatriate it.

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