It's a giant house spider, relatively harmless, and indigenous to U.K.
While they "could" bite you, they generally don't bite, and are harmless.
They did hold the guiness record for fastest spider though. Just thought I'd let ya know.
It's a giant house spider, relatively harmless, and indigenous to U.K.
While they "could" bite you, they generally don't bite, and are harmless.
They did hold the guiness record for fastest spider though. Just thought I'd let ya know.
Originally Posted by Hal-9000
I already have your name on my butthole...too bad the tattoo artist couldn't spell
Loosermurder my ass..shove it up my ass....both are beautiful terms of endearment
There will be no killing/squishing of spiders in my house.That's what books and shoes are for....excellent tools to bring home a point about where they're allowed to live.NOT HERE, WHACK!...now go tell your little friends
It's just trying to stay warm.
Jeeezus your not wrong, that thing moved like lightening.It's a giant house spider, relatively harmless, and indigenous to U.K.
While they "could" bite you, they generally don't bite, and are harmless.
They did hold the guiness record for fastest spider though. Just thought I'd let ya know.
So....this whole tarantula thing was a false alarm?
They are pretty fucking huge actually.
I already have your name on my butthole...too bad the tattoo artist couldn't spell
Loosermurder my ass..shove it up my ass....both are beautiful terms of endearment
But it still isn't a tarantula
Three to four inch leg span, big enough to make me shit my pants screaming
I already have your name on my butthole...too bad the tattoo artist couldn't spell
Loosermurder my ass..shove it up my ass....both are beautiful terms of endearment
We have native tarantulas in southeast Colorado, so I was trying to figure out how there could be tarantulas in England with their climate
I have recluses and widows that I have to deal with pretty much daily.
When I pull my pier sections up each spring and winter, they are covered in widows, but 1700 psi power washer > than any spider.
I already have your name on my butthole...too bad the tattoo artist couldn't spell
Loosermurder my ass..shove it up my ass....both are beautiful terms of endearment
You could always catch it and keep it as a watch spider to scare off any other spiders?
We have tons of black widows out here. Recluses are rare here, but they turn up occasionally.I have recluses and widows that I have to deal with pretty much daily.
When I pull my pier sections up each spring and winter, they are covered in widows, but 1700 psi power washer > than any spider.
When I was working out east of Denver, it was in a new industrial park built out in the middle of a field basically. One day in the building we found a couple of black widows, so the company decided to call an exterminator. When he arrived and started spraying, he made sure to get up in between the walls outside (it was a steel building). Once the poison was up there, there were literally thousands, if not tens of thousands of black widows that fell out from between the walls.
http://www.ext.colostate.edu/pubs/insect/05512.html
Colorado spiders
Look, it was a fuggin big spider and I was scared
Little know fact about tarantulas...their internal pressure is not quite balanced against the outer atmosphere so if you push them against a wall or drop them to the floor, they're pretty much toast.
They won't blow up or anything cool like that.
*this applies to tarantulas only, not ghey little spiders like Minz complained about
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