Just knocked on my door and, when I answered it, told me that they wanted to share the bible with me.
I asked them "why?"
Two Ladies
Just knocked on my door and, when I answered it, told me that they wanted to share the bible with me.
I asked them "why?"
I wish two ladies would show up and offer to get to know me in the biblical sense.
were they hot?
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
KevinD (11-19-2016)
Not exactly.Originally Posted by RBP
I wish two ladies would show up and offer to get to know me in the biblical sense.
were they hot?
See the bible people don't get it. They need to send hot people out to sell it.
Admit it, if two hot babes showed up you would have invited them in.
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
If I knew they were gonna be hot, I would've answered the door naked.
pervert!
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
well I s'pose he's gotta get it where and when he can
The Jehova's Witnesses that come around here always send hot chicks, they always look to be between 18 and 25....but then when you open the door, there's some dude that was standing off to the side that you couldn't see thru the peephole
I would've said, "Look what gift God has bestowed on me! Guess what He wants the both of you to do with it?"
If I knew they were gonna be hot, I would've answered the door naked.
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
well I s'pose he's gotta get it where and when he can
You've never seen what I can get.
Or at least what I used to get.
You should tell them that what they're doing is very deceptive and God told you to tell them to stop.The Jehova's Witnesses that come around here always send hot chicks, they always look to be between 18 and 25....but then when you open the door, there's some dude that was standing off to the side that you couldn't see thru the peephole
So they were carrying magnifying glasses?I would've said, "Look what gift God has bestowed on me! Guess what He wants the both of you to do with it?"
Bastards! False advertising!The Jehova's Witnesses that come around here always send hot chicks, they always look to be between 18 and 25....but then when you open the door, there's some dude that was standing off to the side that you couldn't see thru the peephole
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
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