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    #DeSantis2024 Teh One Who Knocks's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    You should tell them that what they're doing is very deceptive and God told you to tell them to stop.

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    Bastards! False advertising!

    I know, right?


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    Quote Originally Posted by beowulf View Post
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    I got a story!

    Back in the day my folks used to have a cabin and they went there every weekend during the summer.
    My friends would descend on our house for the entire weekend and we'd party our brains out..sleepovers, the works.

    One Saturday afternoon I had probably 5 girls and 8 guys over.The doorbell rings and I see 2 hot chicks in dresses out on the step.
    Turns out they were from The God Squad (I can say that, I'm Christian ) and I invited them in.

    We were drinking beer, smoking weed, doing hot knife tokes of hash off of the stove, had the loud tunes going and I was wearing my robe...

    Girls lasted upwards of 3 minutes and then left

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    are you sure you don't mean YOU lasted 3mins before they left?

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    I was trying to hit on one of them...they were quite attractive

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vixen View Post
    are you sure you don't mean YOU lasted 3mins before they left?

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    Hal - the church lady says "Isn't that special -- someone's on the expressway to hell aren't they?




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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    Just knocked on my door and, when I answered it, told me that they wanted to share the bible with me.








    I asked them "why?"




    were you naked.....?

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    No.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post


    No.
    Maybe you should have been....then see what happens to the bible....

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    Holy resurrection, Batman.
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    I all but forgot about this episode.


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    Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.

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    Maybe's waiting to see if you're GAY...:

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