kind of a rib tickler...we do business for the City of Calgary. Their rep Lois, is a 50 something ball of fire with only one leg. She's retiring early and in a group lunch earlier this year someone asked her if she's going to work part time or just travel.
Her exact words - I'm probably going to manage an International House of Pancakes restaurant, as I have the best credentials.
The person asking - Really Lois, I didn't know you worked in the food industry?
Lois - IHOP
the group of us - holy shit