lost in melb. (09-24-2021)
I used to work at a fire hydrant factory. Couldn't park anywhere near that place.
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Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.
lost in melb. (09-24-2021)
What did Mason say to Dixon?
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Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.
Why do women always move in groups of 3, 5, 7, 9, etc?
Because they just can't even.
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Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.
A polar bear walks into a bar. Bartender says “what can I get you?”
Bear replies ” I’d like a gin… … … And tonic”
Bartender asks “Why the big pause?”
The polar bear looks at his hands, turning them back and forth “I don’t know......... my dad had ’em too.”
I don't get either of these
Younger American women these days will say, "I just can't even" or "I can't even" when faced with an unpalatable choice, among other things. So it's making fun of the phrase. They move in groups of odd numbers, because "they can't even".
The polar bear joke is a simple word play, pause = paws.
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lost in melb. (10-02-2021)
Thanks. I suppose I should have got the second one.
A three legged dog kicks open the saloon door and growls, "I'm lookin for the man that shot my paw."
The craziest thing happened at a bar tonight. A woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me!
...on an unrelated note, I suck at darts.
DemonGeminiX (10-14-2021), KevinD (10-07-2021)
I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently, I couldn't concentrate.
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lost in melb. (10-14-2021)
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
DemonGeminiX (10-14-2021), lost in melb. (10-14-2021)
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
... I'll let you know.
DemonGeminiX (10-14-2021), lost in melb. (10-14-2021)
What key has legs and can't open doors?
A Turkey.
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