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    My wife and I went to the auction mart the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR"

    My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'

    We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR"

    My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, "WOW! That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

    We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, "THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR"

    My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, "That's once a day! You could REALLY learn something from this one."

    I looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if every time was with the same old cow."
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    My new girlfriend told me that I'm terrible in bed.

    I don't think it's fair to make a judgment like that in less than a minute.


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    Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.

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    There is this African-American kid that goes to school and notices that the teachers treat the white kids better than the kids of color.


    So he goes home and paints himself white and shows his dad. "Hey dad look im white!"

    His dad kicks his ass, and says "Alright go show your mother."

    The kid goes "Hey mom look im white!"

    His mom beats the shit out of him then tells him to go show his grandma.

    The kid again goes "Hey grandma look im white", she beats his ass and sends him to his room.

    About an hour later all the family comes to his room and says "Have you learned anything from this?"

    The kid says "Yeah I've learned that I've only been white for an hour and I already hate 3 black people."


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    What's the best thing about Switzerland?

    I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.


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    What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

    A golfer goes *whack* "Darn!", and the skydiver goes "Darn!" *whack*


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