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    I received an email from my ex-wife the night after I moved out that was empty except for a grainy photograph of a pear.

    I checked the subject line for more details, but the subject simply said "pear" with no other context.

    Her default email signature had even been overwritten to say "Kind regards, pear".

    I thought about that message for a long time, but in the end I didn't reply.

    By that point our relationship was beyond re: pear.

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    What do you get when you serve a bean and onion casserole?

     
    Tear gas.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    What do you get when you serve a bean and onion casserole?

     
    Tear gas.
    If someone tried to serve me a bean and onion casserole, I would throat punch them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teh One Who Knocks View Post
    I received an email from my ex-wife the night after I moved out that was empty except for a grainy photograph of a pear.

    I checked the subject line for more details, but the subject simply said "pear" with no other context.

    Her default email signature had even been overwritten to say "Kind regards, pear".

    I thought about that message for a long time, but in the end I didn't reply.

    By that point our relationship was beyond re: pear.
    "cmon, I was saving that one to describe your body type"

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