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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    A horse walks into a bar. The bartender leans over and says, "HAY, why the long face?"
    Would have been funnier!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    I used to work at a fire hydrant factory. Couldn't park anywhere near that place.
    That was abysmal. Thank you.

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    Why do women always move in groups of 3, 5, 7, 9, etc?

    Because they just can't even.


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    A polar bear walks into a bar. Bartender says “what can I get you?”
    Bear replies ” I’d like a gin… … … And tonic”
    Bartender asks “Why the big pause?”
    The polar bear looks at his hands, turning them back and forth “I don’t know......... my dad had ’em too.”

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    I don't get either of these

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    Quote Originally Posted by lost in melb. View Post
    I don't get either of these
    Younger American women these days will say, "I just can't even" or "I can't even" when faced with an unpalatable choice, among other things. So it's making fun of the phrase. They move in groups of odd numbers, because "they can't even".

    The polar bear joke is a simple word play, pause = paws.


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    Thanks. I suppose I should have got the second one.

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