RBP (09-16-2019)
Before my surgery, the doctor offered to put me under using gas or a boat paddle. Seems that it was an ether/oar situation.
RBP (09-16-2019)
LGBTQ: Liquor, Guns, Beer, Tacos and Queso
A guy is visiting San Francisco, and walks into a small store in Chinatown.
He notices a small bronze statue of a rat.
He asks the owner "how much", and the owner replies "$50 for the bronze rat, and $1000 for the story behind it."
The guy says, "forget the story", and buys the rat.
As he's walking down the street he notices two live rats following him. As he continues to walk, more rats start following him.
He starts to get a little concerned, and heads for the waterfront. By the time he gets there, thousands and thousands of rats are following him.
He walks up to the end of the pier and throws the bronze rat into the bay, and the rats all follow and leap off of the pier and drown.
The guy rushes back to the store and walks in. The owner says, "Ah!, so your back for the story".
The guys says, "Nope, I was wondering if you have any bronze liberals?"
DemonGeminiX (07-28-2019), KevinD (07-25-2019)
Today, I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a wall. He looked at me and sneered and I thought, "Now that's a little condescending".
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Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.
lost in melb. (09-16-2019), RBP (09-16-2019), teabelly (09-26-2019)
Talkin about dad jokes; Earlier while watching a show with elephants in it, I told my grand daughter they probably wouldn't have such rough skin if they went to a a pachydermatologist.
...it took her a few minutes.![]()
I would rather own little & see the world, than own the world and see little of it
Pony (09-26-2019)