An answer I can understand. An American tourist asks an Irishman:
"Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which the Irishman replies: "If they fell forwards, they'd still be in the bloody boat"
An answer I can understand. An American tourist asks an Irishman:
"Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which the Irishman replies: "If they fell forwards, they'd still be in the bloody boat"
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
keep 'em coming....
A mate of mine recently started drinking Brake fluid everyday,
I said to him to be careful he didn't become addicted to it but he says he can stop anytime he wants to.
I went to Blockbuster the other day and asked to rent Batman Forever, but the assistant said I could only have it for 3 days
Boy, these are bad..
thank you
Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.
As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World Left!"
After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home.
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
The World Diving Series starts soon.
My money is on Christiano Ronaldo.
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
Teacher to class: "What does your dad do at weekends?".
Little Boy: "He's a dancer in a gay bar and sometimes if the money's right he lets punters bang his arse and cum in his gob".
Teacher takes him outside, "Is that true?".
...
Little boy: "No miss, it's bollocks. He plays for manchester united but I'm too embarrassed to say".
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
Finally David Cameron has said about cutting immigrants in the U.K although i was disapointed when i realised he meant not letting them in, i sighed as i put my collection of knives back in the cupboard
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
Apparently, if you listen to Justin Bieber's album in reverse, you hear messages to Satan.
But even worse, if you listen to it normally, you hear Justin Bieber.
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
This is the last time I tell anybody that I do not want to be cloned.
I will not repeat myself.
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams