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    I gotta change the intake gasket on my fjord explorer, when its super hot out and I idle the fucker it goes AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO as the gasket vibrates back and forth

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    Did you know that ants don't get sick?

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    Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.

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    An antenna and a satellite got married.

    The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.


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    Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.

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    Bigfoot is often mistaken for Sasquatch. And Yeti never complains...


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    Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.

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    People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain............ Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision

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    A man dies and goes to heaven. As he arrives there an angel is waiting for him to give him a tour. They enter through the golden gates and go inside a big bright building. There were a big number of clocks running at different speeds and the man was puzzled. He asked the angel what they were. The angel said: "Here are the clocks of every country, they measure corruption. The more corrupt the country is the faster it's clock goes!" Amazed, the man wanders around the room but he notices something and asks the angel: "Where is the US clock?" And the angel says: "Oh, God is using it as a ceiling fan in his office!"

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    Have you ever watched the movie "Constipated"?

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    We should be more sensitive to coffee.

    It gets mugged every morning.


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    I have six eyes, two mouths, and three ears. What am I?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    Have you ever watched the movie "Constipated"?

    Of course not, it hasn't come out yet.



    Was that the puzzling movie that an accountant worked out with a pencil?

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    Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

    Great food. No atmosphere.


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    None of these get any better......

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