redred's bad jokes

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I received an email from my ex-wife the night after I moved out that was empty except for a grainy photograph of a pear.

I checked the subject line for more details, but the subject simply said "pear" with no other context.

Her default email signature had even been overwritten to say "Kind regards, pear".

I thought about that message for a long time, but in the end I didn't reply.

By that point our relationship was beyond re: pear.