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    I got fired from my job at the bank the other day. An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.


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    Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.

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    Doctor: “Hello, sir. I’m calling from the hospital. Your wife has been brought in for a full examination, after a bad car accident.”

    Me: “Oh my! That’s terrible! How is she behaving now?”

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