What's the difference between Princess Diana and Katie Price?
Princess Diana dies in a car crash and the whole world mourns
Katie Price SURVIVES a car crash and the whole world mourns
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Katie Price?
Princess Diana dies in a car crash and the whole world mourns
Katie Price SURVIVES a car crash and the whole world mourns
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
So I hear Katie Price is getting married again,
She's had more grooms than a Krufts champion.
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
Apparently Jordan has Clark Kent tattooed on one of her ankles and Superman on the other
you never see them together!
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
It has just occurred to me the obvious similarities between Kary Price and Frankenstien's monster. Both are unnatural attempts at beauty that went horribly wrong, and are now left to wonder aimlessly with a bellow average intelligence and hated by everyone.
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
Barack Obama is visiting Ireland to retrace his heritage.
I think you've got Donegal mixed up with Senegal there mate.
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
So firstly Obama was believed to be from Pakistan,
Now it turns out he's from Ireland.
Either way he's a fucking terrorist.
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
Imogen Thomas is rumoured to be going on this years "Im a celebrity". Her agent must be amazing, gets her all the best gigs
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
So if this 'mystery' footballer is successful in suing Twitter, over 4,200 megabytes of tweets will have to be deleted. So basically its over 4 Giggs.
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
Footballer targets Twitter in privacy fight?
The player, identified only by the initials CTB?
Cheating taffy bastard.
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
I've just finished watching the new Jack Sparrow Yoga Video, Pilates of the Caribbean.
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
Wayne Rooney shaved the number 19 into his chest hair following Man United's record breaking premiership win yesterday.
I hope he remembered to ask a grown up to help him with that sharp object.
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
A taliban walks into a school with his favourate goat.
The headmaster stops them and says 'hey, no filthy animals allowed on school property.'
The Taliban responds 'dont talk about my animal like that.'
The headmaster replied 'i wasn't talking about your goat'.
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
What do you call an Afghan virgin? never Bin-Laid-On
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
What do terrorists take to protests?
Tali- banners.
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
You know you're Taliban if...
You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
You own a 3000 quid machine gun and 5000 quid rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
You have more wives than teeth.
You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You've often uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave.'
You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.
You've ever had a crush on your neighbour's goat.
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
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