phoned my work this morning and said 'i cant come in today i have a wee cough' boss says 'you have a wee cough?' i said 'really? cheers boss see you in seven days!'
phoned my work this morning and said 'i cant come in today i have a wee cough' boss says 'you have a wee cough?' i said 'really? cheers boss see you in seven days!'
Originally Posted by Hal-9000
No better than redred.....
My new girlfriend said I have to wait 6 months before she'd give me a blow job. I was disappointed but I told her that I totally understood and respected her decision, and that I would give her a call nearer the time.......
What's the difference between PMT and BSE? One attacks the cows brain and sends it Fucking mental. The other is some kind of farming problem
I bought my Wife a wooden leg for Christmas....
It wasn't her main present,
Just a stocking filler.
...and the problem here is ...??
A glaswegian takes his girlfriend home for the first time and says "this is Amanda"
His Dad jumps up and says "Its a fucking what?"
Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 3 is being re-released in Libya as The Sims
Foxdana (01-06-2012)
There was a question in my Biology test which asked us to, "Draw the female reproductive organ."
As the exam was progressing, I saw a girl look between her legs,
so I shouted at the top of my lungs, "Sir, she's copying!"
I phoned my work this morning and said, "Sorry boss, I can't come in today, I have a wee cough."
He said, "You have a wee cough?"
I said, "Really? Cheers boss, see you next week!"
I dig,
you dig,
we dig,
he digs,
she digs,
they dig.
It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep.
A new survey shows that a fifth of British men have no idea how to turn on the washing machine.
I find chocolates or flowers usually do the trick.
While I was at the pub last night the electric went off.
Good thing I had a light beer.
How do you make a Pirate angry?
Take the P out of him.
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