Apparently the camera makers Kodak are going bust. A spokesperson said...
"We don't want to be negative about this, but will just have to see how things develop"
Apparently the camera makers Kodak are going bust. A spokesperson said...
"We don't want to be negative about this, but will just have to see how things develop"
George Micheal has sympathised with the captain of the striken Italian liner saying, "I'm often left abandoned and lying on my side with a badly damaged bottom and dead seamen inside me after a nights cruising"...
A group of blokes are talking in the pub about whats the fastest thing in the world.
First bloke says "its a thought". "before you know it it's come to you".
Second bloke says "it's a blink". "before you know it, it's done.
Third bloke says "its a light". "as soon as you flick the switch it's on".
Forth bloke says "Diarrhea", "the other night i felt a bit rough, so i went to the bog". "And before i could think, blink, or turn the light on i'd shit me pant's "
so its the 1.2.12. .. good day to test a microphone
I was going to name my son "Steve" but that username was already taken so I had to name him Steve231 ....
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick
Q: How many people does it take to change a light globe?
A: One.
Q: What starts with F and ends with UCK?
A: Fire Truck.
What's 6 inches long and wont be sucked again
Originally Posted by Hal-9000
1963 : Whitney Houston
2012 : Whitney Houstoff
1958 : Michael Jackson
2009 : Michael J..
Actually, I don't like this game.
An ugly girl approached me where I sat alone and she gave me a big smile.
'Single?' I asked.
'Yes,' she smiled. 'How did you guess?'
'Because you use this bus every fucking day. £1.80 please,' I said, handing her the ticket.
I bought my wife a fridge for her birthday.
You should have seen her face light up when she opened it!
I was telling a girl in the pub about my uncanny ability to guess the day a woman was born just by feeling their breasts.
"Really?" she said. "Go on then... Try."
After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience.
"Come on," she demanded, "What day was I born on?"
"Yesterday?" I replied.
The latest craze sweeping the country is for bored housewifes to slip raisins up their fannies while their husbands are at work.
I saw it on a currant affairs programme.
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