and one for PCS..
What's the difference between a priest and puberty?
Puberty doesn't come onto your face until after you're 13
and one for PCS..
What's the difference between a priest and puberty?
Puberty doesn't come onto your face until after you're 13
PorkChopSandwiches (07-29-2014)
Two condoms were walking down the street. They passed a gay bar and one looks at the other and says "Hey, you wanna get shit faced?"
What's the best part about fucking a homeless woman?
Once you're done you can drop her off anywhere
A blonde was lost in her car during a snow storm.
She remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it."
Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it.
She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever was stuck in the snow, to follow a plow.
The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm almost done with Wal-Mart, if you want, you can follow me over to Target."
We've got an aviary at home but one of our birds of prey will only fly around at night when we play 80's pop songs... Our Kestrel Manoeuvers In The Dark!!
Originally Posted by The Monk
How To Pick Up Girls:
1. Acquire several dozen limes.
2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, "Sorry, I'm bad at Pickup Limes."
A Jew and an Arab go into a bakery
The Arab immediately steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.
He says to the Jew, "See how good I am? The owner didn't see a thing." The Jew says to the Arab, "That's typical of you Arabs. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."
He goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick."
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The Jew swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then the Jew swallows that one and asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "So what did you do with the pastries?"
The Jew replies, "Look in the Arab's back pocket....."
If there was a black character in the game of "Clue",
the game would be called "Solved".
PorkChopSandwiches (08-08-2014), RBP (08-08-2014)
What do black men do after sex?
15 years to life
RBP (08-08-2014)
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?
They steal all the green cards.
RBP (08-08-2014)
damn, those should have been in the offensive thread...not the bad joke thread
If it helps I'm offended that you assumed I gave a fuck where you put them.
amex (09-09-2014), PorkChopSandwiches (08-08-2014), The Monk (08-14-2014)
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