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What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
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What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?
Wheeeeee!
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A boy asked his rich uncle for a cowboy outfit for his birthday. So the uncle bought him a used car dealership.
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Shelter Dweller
There's no improvement......
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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?
Both crews were marooned.
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A man worked at an orange juice factory, but he was canned because he couldn't concentrate.
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Another poor soul worked at a company making blankets. He lost his job when the company folded.
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Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave? He had the flew.
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When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?
In the Ark-hives.
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What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?
A windshield viper.
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What's red and looks like a bucket?
A red bucket.
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What's blue and looks like a bucket?
A red bucket in disguise.
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Shelter Dweller
Still as bad as ever....
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Shelter Dweller
Yep - just sitting here waiting for the funny ones.....
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