I gotta change the intake gasket on my fjord explorer, when its super hot out and I idle the fucker it goes AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO as the gasket vibrates back and forth
KevinD (02-28-2021)
Did you know that ants don't get sick?
It's because they have little anty bodies.
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Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.
lost in melb. (08-24-2020)
An antenna and a satellite got married.
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.
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Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.
DemonGeminiX (09-12-2020), FBD (01-19-2021), KevinD (02-28-2021), Teh One Who Knocks (04-07-2021)
DemonGeminiX (09-12-2020), KevinD (02-28-2021), Teh One Who Knocks (04-07-2021)
Bigfoot is often mistaken for Sasquatch. And Yeti never complains...
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Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.
Teh One Who Knocks (04-07-2021)
People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain............ Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision
DemonGeminiX (01-07-2021), FBD (01-19-2021), KevinD (02-28-2021), Teh One Who Knocks (04-07-2021)
A man dies and goes to heaven. As he arrives there an angel is waiting for him to give him a tour. They enter through the golden gates and go inside a big bright building. There were a big number of clocks running at different speeds and the man was puzzled. He asked the angel what they were. The angel said: "Here are the clocks of every country, they measure corruption. The more corrupt the country is the faster it's clock goes!" Amazed, the man wanders around the room but he notices something and asks the angel: "Where is the US clock?" And the angel says: "Oh, God is using it as a ceiling fan in his office!"
Have you ever watched the movie "Constipated"?
Of course not, it hasn't come out yet.
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Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.
We should be more sensitive to coffee.
It gets mugged every morning.
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Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.
I have six eyes, two mouths, and three ears. What am I?
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Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.
The Monk (02-01-2021)
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food. No atmosphere.
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Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.
None of these get any better......