Robert Pattinson Is Recording an Album

[SmoothBob]

Exactly! :sofuckinghey:

[Hal-9000]

Don't make me sparkle! You wouldn't like me when I sparkle!!!

[Southern Belle]

Who is Robert Pattinson?

[Hal-9000]

He's the male vampire lead in the Twilight movies....British I think and patently gay I suspect.

He's supposed to be a decent actor.In Twilight he was like watching a piece of wood fall into a coma and then contract sleeping sickness...

[Southern Belle]

No wonder I never heard of him.

[Hal-9000]

I love vampire movies...it's rare that I see the male lead in a vampire show and think how easy it would be to kick the crap outta the poofter

[Southern Belle]

Meh, I like SciFi movies but my attention span doesn't work for movies much.

[Hal-9000]

You'd hate Twilight movies then

Everyone walks around and mopes or broods...really devoid of any tension or sexual heat...and then there's some action for about 7 seconds...

then it's back to brooding and looking off in the distance...

the vampires are unscary and the main romance is between 2 people who look like they barely tolerate each other in mutual contempt

[Southern Belle]

Yeah, probably why I haven't watched them, huh?

[Hal-9000]

I thought it would be ok to watch with a partner...I was wrong

[Southern Belle]

My husband doesn't like Criminal Minds, one of my favorite shows. *sigh*

[Southern Belle]

Have you been watching the new Survivor?

[Hal-9000]

Oh yes...I like Ozzy.He's such a good player in the challenges.I think he's stupider than a bagful of bricks tho I think he's a hardcore dope/ganga smoker....he reminds me of a dumb supermodel.