What's the last thing you drank?

[Muddy]

Hahahahah, PBR is hipster beer, at least out here. They charge more for that swill then imports at the bars in Hollywood.


Coffee

Pbr is like toilet juice around here.. Right up there with Schlitz..

[Muddy]

What's so bad about the hipsters?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Coke #2

What's so bad about the hipsters?

They're annoying, pretentious, and just generally assholes

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Extra strength 5 Hour Energy with a Coke chaser

[Hal-9000]

Extra strength 5 Hour Energy with a Coke chaser

so what do you do to come down? Smoke a few bowls of meth to take the edge off?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't know what you are talking about

[Hal-9000]

I need something today...crashed on the couch last night and feel lumpy

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Have you ever tried the 5 Hour Energy? Best stuff I have ever tried and it's only a small shot versus those giant canned energy drinks

[Hal-9000]

I tried one once but I'm so burnt out on a regular basis it didn't even phase me

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's weird, I'm a caffeine junkie and they still work awesome for me

[PorkChopSandwiches]

That's weird, I'm a caffeine junkie and they still work awesome for me

I like those too, but I only drink half. Otherwise I get woke up in the middle of the night when it starts round two on me.

[Muddy]

I like to masturbate with Noxema to wake up.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I like those too, but I only drink half. Otherwise I get woke up in the middle of the night when it starts round two on me.

Really? They don't usually bother me at night

I like to masturbate with Noxema to wake up.

Try Ben Gay or Icy Hot instead

[Hal-9000]

That's weird, I'm a caffeine junkie and they still work awesome for me

I average 4 hours sleep per night, drink coffee and smoke weed....it's going to take more than a little bottle of faux caffeine to get me going

[Hal-9000]

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