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    What a prick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Southern Belle View Post
    What a prick.
    working title for his new book


    Jesse James : Whadda Prick





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    Is the title "How to be a Douchebag"?


    I am fixed

    "Somedays I wake up and feel like nobody loves me. Other days I wake up and feel like I love nobody. Sometimes I wake up and feel tired, and worn out. Sometimes I wake up and feel like I cannot face the day. But someday I'll wake up and realize that waking up is pretty stupid because it just makes you feel like crap."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Godfather View Post
    Someone (I think DGX) suggested she's probably a huge pain in the ass herself It's the only theory that fits aside from 'she has a penis.'


    That does sound like something I would say, now doesn't it?

    Bullock probably is a big pain in the ass... but I'd still fuck her every which way and twice on Sunday.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Joebob034 View Post
    Is the title "How to be a Douchebag"?
    No!

    It will be: "How an Uneducated Neo-Nazi Wannabe Poser Became Wealthy"



    I'll never forget watching one of his Monster Garage shows, where there was a big dispute between the people on how to build the car they were doing. One of the guys was an Israeli engineer, he went to Jesse and showed the engineering flaws in the plans and why it needed to be changed. The engineer said something to the effect, "Jesse, you're a fabricator and engineer, don't you see the problem?? "Right there! Don't you see it? The camera switched to Jesse and his eyes were so glazed over!! He had no idea what to say! So he attacked the guy and threatened to throw the guy out of his shop for being so arrogant and not getting along with the others.

    Then after a while he told the other guys, quietly, to listen to the engineer and then he went back to cutting tube for exhaust pipes!

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