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    WTF Junk food makes Colorado woman have orgasms

    Domestic goddess Nigella Lawson made cooking a raunchy, sensual experience but she has nothing on Gabi Jones. When Miss Jones eats to excess, she has an orgasm.

    The 25-year-old has now ballooned in weight to 223kg after eating enough ice-cream, cakes and pizzas to reach the height of sexual pleasure.

    She suffers from a medical condition called persistent genital arousal syndrome, where orgasms are triggered without direct sexual arousal.

    In extreme cases, sufferers of the condition experience 300 orgasms a day.

    She first noticed something unusual was happening as she tucked into a tub of ice-cream.

    ‘My friends thought I was making it up,’ said Miss Jones, of Colorado, ‘I was stunned but in no doubt of what had happened.’

    She has put on 95kg in the past five years as she gorged and climaxed.

    She decided to profit from her affliction by setting up a fetish website where punters pay to watch her scoff herself to orgasm.

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    That's....hum...special?

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    No link!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Godfather View Post
    No link!?
    Link to what? The fetish site? You nasty bastid!

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    no wonder Lance eats pizza and burgers and burritos and ice cream and pie and ...



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    I've got to think the market for such a site would be rather tepid

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    Basement Dweller Godfather's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jezter View Post
    Link to what? The fetish site? You nasty bastid!
    .... Why not

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    Quote Originally Posted by Godfather View Post
    .... Why not
    Exactly! People stop and look at train wrecks all the time!

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    *dips penis in chocolate*


    lemme at her!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Godfather View Post
    .... Why not
    Haven't found the website yet, but here's some pictures.



    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Found it!!

    Code:
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    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Hmmm the website doesn't mention the food orgasms or being able to watch her do it. Could the story be a clever PR campaign for the fat girl's website?
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    ffs what next?

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    Wonder if they'll offer Pay-Per-View to witness when she finally explodes.

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    And finally... a wafer thin mint.


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