JoeyB's thread of inappropriate lifestyle suggestions.
In this thread, of which you are reading, I will post suggestions for your new lifestyle. Which you must follow or you will suffer terribly and have to send 5000 copies of this thread to your friends.
Ready for a new you? Post and let me know. I will mold you into the person you should be. Mold your body like clay...like soft wet clay in my hands as I stroke and fondle your flesh.
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Originally Posted by Loser
Pippa~!!
The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)
Today is my day off. I used it to set up my new High-Def PVR box, and it is now 1:30pm and I have yet to put on pants.
My girlfriend wants me to come out and hang with her when she gets home, but I'm lazy as fuck and have to iron shirts and do laundry for the week ahead.
It's 3:30 here and I am writing to you while wearing a t shirt and underwear.
You my friend, are already living life as you should.
Behold my signature~!!
Pippa~!!
The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)
Well look at thatGo me
Seriously, who wants me to fix them? And mind you, I might well literally 'fix' you. You don't need those balls anyway, they just make your underwear crowded.
Behold my signature~!!
Pippa~!!
The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)
I think I could use a better haircut.
Mohawk, colored half charcoal gray and half safety orange.
I think I could use a better haircut.
Top of your head and your pubes.
Also, wear super short girlie jeans so the pubehawk tufts can poke out a bit.
Behold my signature~!!
Pippa~!!
The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)
But I don't like Mohawks.
pubehawk tufts just game me imagery that won't allow me to even look a person with a mohawk again
No, I am not posting here for lifestyle suggestions * I was just passing through
*I don't think anyone could cope with a wall of blue text that big
Inappropriate lifestyle suggestions, huh? And here I was thinking I got that down already... Oh teach me, great blue master.
Do it. It will change the way you see the world, and how you interact with people. So radical will this change be that it will actually alter your brain chemistry and prevent any form of dementia or Alzheimer's from setting in for a period of time no less than ten years. Ten years motherfucker. Ten years.
But I don't like Mohawks.
Excellent.pubehawk tufts just game me imagery that won't allow me to even look a person with a mohawk again
I could.
You need to always wear super tight pleather pants in a soft brown color. And sky blue mesh t-shirts, cut to above your belly button and with NO SLEEVES WHATSOEVER. And you should cover your upper arms in jelly and jam and never, ever, offer an explanation for this whatsoever. But when asked, lick a little spot clean while suggestively eyeing the crotch of whomever posed the query.
Also, walk like a Viking and command attention whenever you strut into a room.
And, same hair advice for you as for DGX...however, you may try altering your Mohawk from the traditional front to back cut by running it ear to ear instead.
But be warned, if you do the ear to ear Mohawk, do not use the color scheme I suggested to DGX, instead, alternate lime green and plum purple stripes. Otherwise, you'll just look like a tool.
Last edited by JoeyB; 10-04-2011 at 06:26 AM.
Behold my signature~!!
Pippa~!!
The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)
Yea I can see how this would lead to some very inappropriate and weird situations! I do have one pair of brown pants..and several sky blue shirts... It is a little bit scary.
This I already do!
I sometimes already have a semi-mohawkish thing going on...but ear to ear and with that color scheme... That is quite something.
Don't question, just do.Yea I can see how this would lead to some very inappropriate and weird situations! I do have one pair of brown pants..and several sky blue shirts... It is a little bit scary.
This I already do!
I sometimes already have a semi-mohawkish thing going on...but ear to ear and with that color scheme... That is quite something.
Also, your sig here should include this catchy phrase:
My vagina weeps for you.
Behold my signature~!!
Pippa~!!
The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)
Shouldn't this phrase be a quote from allsmiles or something?
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