please post suggestions for my new lifestyle of not using smilies on this forum. thank you in advance.
please post suggestions for my new lifestyle of not using smilies on this forum. thank you in advance.
Sorry Hal - he said proper wifeOriginally Posted by Hal-9000
I can help with the pearl necklace
Thanks to Goofy for my sig
Done and Done - strap-on locked and loadedTwo more happy customers.I can help with the pearl necklace
Forget smilies. Listen, what you need is a massive lifestyle makeover.
For you...Elvis. That's right, from now on your life is an Elvis musical. At wildly inappropriate times you shall break out into song and dance.
Buying gas and a coke at a service station? Jump up on the counter and belt out 'Route 66' while you sweep the table top free of errant slurpees, overpriced candy bars, and the odd child in a car seat.
Library time? No 'shh' for you...nope, you will lead all the readers in a beautiful synchronized dance routine, and then dry hump a librarian of your choice.
About to be anal raped in jail? What better time to wiggle your ass to a joyous rendition of 'like a virgin'.
Oh and, you should change your name to Herschel Wehrenbacher. Snigger. I can't tell you why but those who have read the 'what are you watching' thread might know.
Behold my signature~!!
Pippa~!!
The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)
I am looking for suggestions for a new hobby...
One that doesnt involve porn or dead things.. so my mind draws a blank.. Dear JoeyB, can you help.
come back to my place, I'll show you how to drink tequila.
Sex and living things?
I'll get me coat.
Fight club.
I said no coats Jez! Just the jelly and jam 'sleeves'.Sex and living things?
I'll get me coat.
Behold my signature~!!
Pippa~!!
The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)
Thank ya, thank ya very much....
I like it better the other way
You...like it better the other way?Thank ya, thank ya very much....
I like it better the other way
Silly boy, perhaps we have a failure to communicate here, but you will adapt to your new lifestyle, or you will spend a month in the custody of Jez.
And Jez is a cruel, cruel mistress. Just the fact that he is a mistress should be enough to motivate your compliance...
Behold my signature~!!
Pippa~!!
The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)
But it is sticky...and all the bugs attack me....
Im not! Don't listen to him, Dee! You'd love it here! You could help me jam and jelly up my body and slip me into the leather and what not JoeyB suggested to spice up my life even more.
You'd hit me? But only cuz you love me, right?
Dee...
...it's a trap dude.
Behold my signature~!!
Pippa~!!
The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)
But Dee likes traps... play that tug of war with cyclops...
I am fixed
"Somedays I wake up and feel like nobody loves me. Other days I wake up and feel like I love nobody. Sometimes I wake up and feel tired, and worn out. Sometimes I wake up and feel like I cannot face the day. But someday I'll wake up and realize that waking up is pretty stupid because it just makes you feel like crap."
Dee...I release you out of my deep sense of humanity, you may ignore your lifestyle makeover obligations...now run like the wind boy, run like the wind.
Behold my signature~!!
Pippa~!!
The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)
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