I'm dressing as Lance this Halloween...
WTF? My penis just shrunk 2 inches
I'm dressing as Lance this Halloween...
WTF? My penis just shrunk 2 inches
Lance hasn't seen his penis since 1979....
come to think of it, no one else has either!
I'd better go........
She's only 25. If she's aiming to become a member of the 27 club, she's peaking way too soon.
she'll make it just in time
my moneys on he not making it to 30
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apologies for teh poor spelling and grammar. Engrish isn’t this users strong point!!!
she looks better than some of the girls i've been with
That's because she ain't British
I never got to see a masturbation scene with Cp...
I never got to see a DP scene with DH, CP, DC and RUNDMC
I never got to see the Lord embrace Coolio...
YO! Turn it down man!
I never got to see Linda Lovelace swallow Harry Reems..