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Thread: Kelly Osbourne: I Was Never as "Fat" as Christina Aguilera

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    I bet without a harness they are as flat as a stack of pancakes as well..
    Oh I love flapjacks...not on a woman's chest of course.
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    Square faced minger!
    not you Joey.. you have a lovely face
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    She is fucking horrid.

    I look at her and the phrase "lipstick on a pig" pops into my mind.

    Jesus Bob, how can you think that slug's attractive?


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    Let's not lose sight of the fact that Christina got fat. Moo.
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    She is fucking horrid.

    I look at her and the phrase "lipstick on a pig" pops into my mind.

    Jesus Bob, how can you think that slug's attractive?

    Ah dinnae, i already said, is about teh ti-tays..

    And a nice cleavage puts thoughts in me head, fantasy is usually better than the real thing..

    Besides, she has brushed up well before..


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    Quote Originally Posted by Websponge View Post
    Square faced minger!
    not you Joey.. you have a lovely face
    Thank you kind sir.

    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    She is fucking horrid.

    how can you think that slug's attractive?

    He said he wanted to give her tits a good go. He never thought she was attractive. Stop the witch hunt~!

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    Let's not lose sight of the fact that Christina got fat. Moo.
    Let's not lose sight of the fact I'd still fuck Christina.
    Behold my signature~!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    Let's not lose sight of the fact that Christina got fat. Moo.
    And lets not lose sight of the fact that Christina had a kid...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuddyGut View Post
    And lets not lose sight of the fact that Christina had a kid...
    And that Christina has actual and marketable talent

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelancinator View Post
    And that Christina has actual and marketable talent

    And that she is genuinely pretty...

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    Unless Miserable, Hateful Bitch is a talent

    If so, then Kelly is all set for life

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    The apple doesn't fall from from the tree...

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    From Wiki:

    Christina Aguilera has sold 50 million records worldwide making her one of the best-selling music artists of all time.
    I wonder how many albums Kelly has sold

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    Christina's a sloppy drunk.
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    What floors me is how Ozzette comes out with the comparison in the first place....of all the people she picks to compare herself too, she chooses a great singer and then slams that same singer for her appearance...I don't get it.

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