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    YOU COULD TAKE 34 NINETY YEAR OLDS IN A FIGHT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loser View Post
    TBH, I'm actually a very nice guy, and a super happy drunk

    And aparently I can kick 35 granny asses
    Quote Originally Posted by Yt Trash View Post
    YOU COULD TAKE 34 NINETY YEAR OLDS IN A FIGHT!
    Loser and YT Trash (+1 ninety year old) should fight it out.
    Behold my signature~!!

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    Fuck you hippy
    Pippa~!!
    The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
    I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)

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    I'd look for the nearest garbage can or two-by-four to hit them with - having superior weaponry is key when fighting a senior citizen


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    You geriatric slaughtering bastard

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    I already have your name on my butthole...too bad the tattoo artist couldn't spell
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    murder my ass..shove it up my ass....both are beautiful terms of endearment

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    I answered all as honestly as possible

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    27 Let's do this

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    Chuck Norris must be approaching 90....no way

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    And the old lady down the block wields her cane like a rattan Kendo stick

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post

    I'd pay to see you take on 45. You'd be doing great until #43 gets in that cheap shot that allows him and the remaining 2 to take your ass out.


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    I'd just punch them all in the hip

    seriously though, I know of 2 guys that are well into their 80s and I really wouldn't want to fuck with either of them.... and if you're a mugger, one of them looks like a perfect candidate, skinny and about 5'7" but he'd fuck your shit up so fast, you wouldn't know what happened

    also, it doesn't show my result but I'd guess its like about 150

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    I answered all as honestly as possible

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeyB View Post
    Same here: YOU COULD TAKE 18 NINETY YEAR OLDS IN A FIGHT

    I think my moral objections to fighting the elderly and my hesitation to even engage them cost me a lot...
    I'm a lover not a fighter, I'd rather make love to 90 year olds than fight them


    I am fixed

    "Somedays I wake up and feel like nobody loves me. Other days I wake up and feel like I love nobody. Sometimes I wake up and feel tired, and worn out. Sometimes I wake up and feel like I cannot face the day. But someday I'll wake up and realize that waking up is pretty stupid because it just makes you feel like crap."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joebob034 View Post
    I'm a lover not a fighter, I'd rather make love to 90 year olds than fight them
    Exactly, we spread love and legs, not violence.

    Besides together we could take out 36 of them.
    Behold my signature~!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Loser View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeyB View Post
    Exactly, we spread love and legs, not violence.

    Besides together we could take out 36 of them.


    I am fixed

    "Somedays I wake up and feel like nobody loves me. Other days I wake up and feel like I love nobody. Sometimes I wake up and feel tired, and worn out. Sometimes I wake up and feel like I cannot face the day. But someday I'll wake up and realize that waking up is pretty stupid because it just makes you feel like crap."

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