Editor's Note:Our apologies, but while typing this up it seems that Hal has just mysteriously exploded in a cloud of sulfur. If I had to venture a guess, I'd say that he was literally dragged into Hell on the spot for this--the powers that be were simply not content to wait for him to die for his punishment.
If it helps to satisfy your curiosity, we have it on good authority that he was going to give it "six out of 10 boners," and that he has not procreated, so his genetic line will end here.