Y'all don't know.
And besides, there's a reason zombies are called the walking dead
They aren't the Track & Field Dead ffs
I always thought that if it were to really happen the first zombies would be slow because they're dead, decomposing bodies. But the later ones that get infected from just a bite or a virus would probably be fast because they were living people that would only be dead for a short period of time before they transform. Over time however they might slow down.
I am fixed
"Somedays I wake up and feel like nobody loves me. Other days I wake up and feel like I love nobody. Sometimes I wake up and feel tired, and worn out. Sometimes I wake up and feel like I cannot face the day. But someday I'll wake up and realize that waking up is pretty stupid because it just makes you feel like crap."
I say both...to quote Forrest Gump so "you never know what you gonna get."
See the fast Zombies still have part of their brains working, but the slow ones are the brainless ones, but you can't tell the difference.
A new question to the lexicon...boxers or briefs, Ginger or MaryAnne, slow or fast....
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All you slow zombie supporters are voting out of fear. Fear that if a zombie apocalypse actually comes to pass, you won't have an easy time getting away from a zombie attack if they're really fast. Lance won't be able to reload his guns fast enough, they'll be on him in seconds.
If they're slow, no problem, you can get away or pick them off one by one from a distance without a worry. It justifies your laziness. If they're fast, you're lunch.
Lazy people.
Whatever you say, TheLunchinator.
The last ditch attempt of the wrong....when confronted with overwhelming logic, resort to taunting.
Game, set, and match to the slow zombies