JoeyB's end of the world thread.
It has come to my attention that end of the world predictions lack one vital element: personalization.
So, as to best serve the panicky people of the world, I will tailor both an end of the world date and reason for the end of the world for anyone who would like to know.
Now, the apocalypse is more user friendly.
Just tell me:
your age, sex, favorite sexual position, and biggest fear.
All results 100% guaranteed to be completely accurate!
Last edited by JoeyB; 10-20-2011 at 05:15 AM.
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Originally Posted by Loser
Pippa~!!
The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)
Since R.E.M. had the song "It's the end of the world as we know it" and they've just announced they're calling it quits, does this mean an apocalypse is nigh?
Can it be after this weekend, please? I've got Friday and Monday off and would prefer to have the memory of a nice loooong weekend with my family before the dudes on horseback start trotting down my lane causing havoc, death, etc.
That's the problem with life -- whenever it throws a curve, it's always at some bloody inconvenient time like when the kettle's boiling over or when you're just sitting down to a dinner you slaved over all day. Typical.
My horoscope according to my beautiful (she's laying right next to me) wife said "Life will throw you a pleasant curve." I hope they meant your post, JoeyB because I'm not in the mood for pestilence, death and that whole "tick tock no more time left" thing.
Last edited by Noilly Pratt; 10-20-2011 at 05:24 AM.
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I actually knew you'd be the first to respond to this thread...I'm not joking about that!
However, you didn't even follow the fucking rules! So, can it be after this weekend? NO! Serves you right too.
The world ends in fifteen minutes. Also, your balls will burst before it ends.
Why? Because you didn't follow the rules!
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Pippa~!!
The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)
OK OK, I'll play by the rules. Which horseman are you? Nina, Pinta or Santa Maria....hang on that's not right. Leonardo, Donatello and....no.... anyway...
age 46, sex Yes (m), favorite sexual position (woof), and biggest fear (haven't thought about it yet).
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I'm confused
23, male, cowgirl, jellyfish
The world will end on July 15th, 2047. The reason is that you died of old age and we were in fact, just part of your imagination.
Behold my signature~!!
Pippa~!!
The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)
46, male, doggie (giving), third world dictator launches a nuke
The world will end on the 14th of August, 2048. Reason: Global warming leads to most human settlements under water. Intelligent jellyfish take a look at what we have done, decide it must be destroyed, and summon an alien mothership, which destroys the earth by pushing the moon into the planet. Galactic pinball...Earth goes 'tilt'.
23, male, cowgirl, jellyfish
The world ends on the first of January, 2018. Reason: Third world dictator sees Jez man-preening in public, decides to launch nukes and end it all. Ironically, Jez lives, sealed and protected by a thousand layers of Vaseline, Aveeno body lotion, and guyliner. He floats out into space and eventually lands on Mars, where he begins an intense, homo-erotic friendship with Urgnat Furglebink, a minor Martian soap opera actor and part time cannibal.
Behold my signature~!!
Pippa~!!
The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)
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