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    ‘Too Sexy’ Courtney Stodden Kicked Out of Pumpkin Patch

    By Radar Staff




    ‘Teen bride’ Courtney Stodden and husband Doug Hutchison were tossed from a pumpkin patch in the Santa Clarita Valley over the weekend, after fellow pumpkin prospectors complained the amorous May-December couple had behaved inappropriately at the family-geared venue.

    Onlookers also complained that Courtney -- wearing Daisy Dukes and a plaid shirt tied to show off her flat belly -- was not dressed appropriately for the patch. After Courtney, 17, and Doug, 51, were 86’ed from the patch, they went to a nearby area where Courtney struck some sexy poses for the camera.

    Courtney presumably referred to the incident on her Twitter page, writing: "Have a beautifully blessed Sunday! "Do not judge by appearances, but judge with right judgment.” John 7:24"

    While Courtney's parents have pledged their full support to their daughter's marriage to The Green Mile star, the unlikely duo has raised some eyebrows since going public with their marriage.

    When we exclusively asked Courtney how she plans to further her education last month, she said she "would go to college and study all of Doug ... all of his body, and all the elements within that. What they do and what they still do. It would be a lot of fun."

    The controversial frenzy has helped put the pair on the map, as Courtney's music video Don't Put It On Me has racked up more than 2.8 million YouTube hits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorkChopSandwiches View Post
    These two are just creepy

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelancinator View Post
    These two are just creepy
    X10

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    Nice cut offs


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    Quote Originally Posted by thelancinator View Post
    These two are just creepy
    Agreed, but I would drop hot loads in her






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    Can we get some better pictures?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorkChopSandwiches View Post
    Agreed, but I would drop hot loads in her
    Her birth certificate may say she's 17, but she has the face of a 40 year old

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuddyGut View Post
    Can we get some better pictures?

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    Did she make some Daisy Dukes out of some 'mom jeans' ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelancinator View Post
    Yeah she does look kinda 40ish.. Thanks for the better pic.

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    I don't see how that's inappropriate. In fact she's welcome to my pumpkin patch that I have in my bedroom anytime.


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    no wonder that dude is always smiling...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    no wonder that dude is always smiling...
    no shit right... gotdamn.
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    if a 16 yr old who looked like that walked up to me...well, let's just say that the next news and views story would feature me

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