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Thread: ‘Too Sexy’ Courtney Stodden Kicked Out of Pumpkin Patch

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    Porky should go there and take some racy pictures in black face...

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    Think he would scoop the pumpkin and fuck that instead
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    excluding a mirror....you can never see your own eye...


    whoa


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    she does have a bit of pre-aged Lohan thing going on with parts of her body...look at her hands, arms and ummm...chest.

    I would have said someone was bullshitting me if they told me that she was 16...

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    She pretty and ugly all rolled into one...

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    not one of ya'll motherfuckers would turn that down.

    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    not one of ya'll motherfuckers would turn that down.

    Wrong, I would

    I've upped my standards, now up yours



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    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    not one of ya'll motherfuckers would turn that down.

    Are you kidding??? I'd cross out and write 18 on her ID myself in black marker

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    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    not one of ya'll motherfuckers would turn that down.

    Im married..

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    If I was married, she offered...I would politely tell her no and that I'm flattered.And then I would go home and beat my dick against the headboard and jerk off using a wire brush

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    You guys are all nuts, she's not anywhere even close to being attractive. You dog Lohan, but you all want to hit this?


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    Quote Originally Posted by thelancinator View Post
    You guys are all nuts, she's not anywhere even close to being attractive. You dog Lohan, but you all want to hit this?

    YES

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    I'd totally do a Lohan-Stodden threesome.
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    I'd totally do a Lohan-Stodden threesome.
    You're a pervert, shes only 17






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