Michael Ian Black: Halloween Lesson

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I say to my son, 'What are you going to be for Halloween?'
He goes, 'I'm going to be Frankenstein.'
And I say, 'OK.'
Halloween comes, he walks downstairs, he's got, like, an old suit jacket of mine on, old suit pants, his face is painted green....
I say, 'What are you supposed to be?'
He goes, 'I'm Frankenstein!'
I said, 'No, you're not. You are the creature. Frankenstein was the doctor who invented the creature. It's a common literary mistake, but you just made it, my friend. Go upstairs and change.'

[Teh One Who Knocks]