A wee Scottish tale.....

[Goofy]

A golfer is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn on the famous golf course at St Andrews .



Suddenly, a groundskeeper shouts:



'Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's shite an pish!'

The golfer replies:

'Excuse me, my good fellow, I'm from England .

Could you repeat that for me, in English, please!?'

The keeper replies:

'I said, use two hands - you'll spill less that way

[Southern Belle]

I'll send that to the hub.

[golfer]

Damn you for giving the golfers a hard time... but that is funny

[FBD]

golf course water is almost *always* sooooo nasty...since half of the water is artificially constructed! hell, the course down the street my buddy's gramp took the steam shovel and dug and dug, and the very last "pond" he made, he just kept digging, and digging, and digging....until the entire thing was well below where the water level is now. Fill 'er up!

[beowulf]

last time i heard that joke it was a muslim immigrant on a english farm