Alright this vacuum actually owns. I vacuumed the entire house, the cat's and dog's bed and there isn't a single strand of hair clogged in the powerhead. On top of that, I had to empty the larger canister FAR more times than normal, which tells me that the old vacuum was doing a completely shit job.
For the hardwood, this thing has a soft powerhead attachment with a laser on it that beams a flat light across the floor to see dust and hair... I thought it sounded like a stupid gimmick, but I was horrified and highly entertained realizing how dusty certain areas of the house were that I thought were fine.
Money well spent. Who knew a vacuum would be this fun
Am I old now?