If we're introduced to two characters, one male and one female and they're fighting constantly or putting each other down...they will end up in bed together before the show ends.
If we're introduced to two characters, one male and one female and they're fighting constantly or putting each other down...they will end up in bed together before the show ends.
Especially if it's an Arnold movieOriginally Posted by Hal-9000
A good action hero will ALWAYS make a witty quip after killing a bad guy
Women always grab a sheet demurely in bed after sex to cover their bodies and men always put on their pants with their backs to the camera when getting out of bed.
That's why I liked Willis in the Die Hards...he said things out of relief, more than mirth, after mixing it up with the bad guys.Especially if it's an Arnold movie
If there's a timer on anything, it will be stopped with less than 30 seconds left.You never see a tense scene where they diffuse a bomb with 2 hours and 47 minutes left.
Yup, and lots of times it's with less than 5 seconds left on the timer
People can get a flight anywhere, anytime, for their various needs on the show.Unless it's a show about missing a flight.
In fight scenes, the actors can get hit a number of times over the space of 10 minutes.Their mouths or noses may emit a little trickle of blood, but they're left otherwise unmarked.
b) Any scars or bruises from said fight scenes always heal within 24-48 hours.
Cabs can be hailed anywhere, anytime right from the street.
Couples having sex never look disheveled afterwards.
i was expecting this to be a discussion about onscreen pets
man am i retarded
Women often wear full make up and bras to bed when they sleep alone.
Dogs and cats never shit inside or throw up on the carpet.i was expecting this to be a discussion about onscreen pets
man am i retarded
And when they get hit with things like 2 x 4's or heavy bottles, all it does is knock them down, it doesn't break any bones or knock them unconscious
Computers always use programs that have huge fonts and progress bars that are an inch thick and 8 inches long.
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