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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeyB View Post
    5 days, try twenty years. I'm gonna erupt like a volcano. 'Ash' will be reported five states away.
    Naww...that stuff just dissipates within your bloodstream when you don't shoot the goo.

    So you have 20 years of spermo-globin circulating in your body, I knew I smelled something funny..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    Naww...that stuff just dissipates within your bloodstream when you don't shoot the goo.

    So you have 20 years of spermo-globin circulating in your body, I knew I smelled something funny..
    Stop smelling my blood!
    Behold my signature~!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Loser View Post
    Fuck you hippy
    Pippa~!!
    The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
    I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)

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    so...we gonna run this thread to 10 pages before the guest of honor decides to post again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    so...we gonna run this thread to 10 pages before the guest of honor decides to post again?
    At this point I honestly don't even remember who made the first post...
    Behold my signature~!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Loser View Post
    Fuck you hippy
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    The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
    I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeyB View Post
    At this point I honestly don't even remember who made the first post...
    Perrhaps it was me....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    Perrhaps it was me....
    You as you or you as me, or me as you being me you as me?
    Behold my signature~!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Loser View Post
    Fuck you hippy
    Pippa~!!
    The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
    I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeyB View Post
    You as you or you as me, or me as you being me you as me?
    yes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    so...we gonna run this thread to 10 pages before the guest of honor decides to post again?
    Quote Originally Posted by JoeyB View Post
    At this point I honestly don't even remember who made the first post...
    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    Perrhaps it was me....
    Quote Originally Posted by JoeyB View Post
    You as you or you as me, or me as you being me you as me?
    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    yes
    This is as bad as watching a "Golden Girls" marathon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by perrhaps View Post
    This is as bad as watching a "Golden Girls" marathon.
    So you admit to it....

    Signature created way-back-when by Goofy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noilly Pratt View Post
    So you admit to it....
    When I was in the ICU, my nurse took my remote control out of my room.

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    Estelle Getty had a tight little body..

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    Quote Originally Posted by perrhaps View Post
    This is as bad as watching a "Golden Girls" marathon.
    And yet you watch. Welcome to the forum newbie! You should post in more threads than just silly ones like this. There is real content to be found, or, join the silly stuff if you prefer!

    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    Estelle Getty had a tight little body..
    I'm not in the habit of admitting this, but there was a Circus Of The Stars where Rue McClanahan was prancing around in tight clothing, and, well...
    Behold my signature~!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Loser View Post
    Fuck you hippy
    Pippa~!!
    The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
    I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)

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    Beatrice Arthur

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    Beatrice Arthur
    Best celeb roast comment ever, Jeffrey Ross talking about some forgettable celebrity and saying "I wouldn't fuck her with Bea Arthur's dick".

    Bea Arthur was then shown in the audience, laughing.
    Behold my signature~!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Loser View Post
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    I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)

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    and then there is Maude....

    indeed

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