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Thread: Lindsey Vonn takes 16-year-old to his homecoming dance

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelancinator View Post
    Maybe she'll ask to see his pole?


    His ski pole of course is what I mean
    Maybe young Parker has a 10 inch pole? It's always the quiet ones you know...

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    *ignores thread*
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    made a post to tell us he's not posting ^^


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    Maybe after the dance she let him take a slalom run

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    If that dude gets a kiss on the cheek at the end of the night, he'll soil the Underoos

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    Outside of all of the mirth...good for him

    it takes balls to ask any girl to something like that and he went big...

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    I bet Vonn is actually his cousin

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    or he clandestinely paid her for the request and date agreement ahead of time (2500 US)

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