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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeyB View Post
    Judging from RBP's reaction, I'd say the career hit is happening either way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    Not all publicity is good publicity.
    Just admit you feel he has betrayed the cause. It'll be cathartic for you.
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    Cathartics are the ones who don't use birth control right?
    Last edited by RBP; 11-07-2011 at 11:50 PM.
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    There's really only two scenarios - she's batshit crazy or he did the nasty with her.

    If he's never been within miles of her that brings up the Lewinsky Gambit.Did she somehow acquire some of his sperm?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    Did she somehow acquire some of his sperm?
    Which also begs the question, does Justin Bieber's boyfriend spit or swallow?
    Behold my signature~!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    There's really only two scenarios - she's batshit crazy or he did the nasty with her.

    If he's never been within miles of her that brings up the Lewinsky Gambit.Did she somehow acquire some of his sperm?
    I would guess it's the latter given that the Bieber camp statement said 'IF' the test shows he's not the Father, so there must be some doubt there because they are not outright ruling it out now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelancinator View Post
    Was just looking for a Maury tie-in

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    I was thinking...the Bieb's is being pretty cool about this.Both his statement and his willingness to fulfill his commitments before doing the test are quite mature in my eyes...

    If it was me, I would be wanting to get that test in the bag asap, so to speak.That shit would bother me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    There's really only two scenarios - she's batshit crazy or he did the nasty with her.

    If he's never been within miles of her that brings up the Lewinsky Gambit.Did she somehow acquire some of his sperm?
    Pretty easy - Clean his room after he left - look in the garbage for sticky kleenex. How she would have a kid... that would be harder.

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