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    The bowels of hell have opened!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tehlancinator View Post
    If that shit starts flying around my neighborhood...I will seriously put aside my pacifist nature and buy a gun

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    You know what to do when the environment is full of monsters like that.....always hang out with a friend that runs slower than you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    You know what to do when the environment is full of monsters like that.....always hang out with a friend that runs slower than you
    While hiking at Riding Mountain in Manitoba we scared a couple of bear cubs up a tree. While the spousal unit was taking pictures I kept an eye on the mother bear off to the side. When the wife found out about the mom, she said "What were you going to do, you can't outrun a bear!"
    I said, "I don't have to."
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    Such thoughtful boys

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    I grew up in bear country Minz....I never worry.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    I grew up in bear country Minz....I never worry.


    They smell women MILES before men
    No I cant say it...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Griffin View Post
    While hiking at Riding Mountain in Manitoba we scared a couple of bear cubs up a tree. While the spousal unit was taking pictures I kept an eye on the mother bear off to the side. When the wife found out about the mom, she said "What were you going to do, you can't outrun a bear!"
    I said, "I don't have to."
    hehehe.

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    run downhill...bears have stumpy front legs, that's your only chance to outrun one. dont climb a tree, they'll either knock it down or will be up it 50 times faster than you'd ever imagine being able to climb a tree.

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    or...

    An acorn dropped in the forest. The eagle saw it, the mountain lion heard it and the bear smelled it....


    they can smell food and you, miles away...

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    Quote Originally Posted by dragon_hunter View Post
    WTF are they?

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