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    Michael Lohan Charged; Faces 4 Years In Prison

    By Amber Goodhand - Radar Reporter




    Michael Lohan was charged in a Florida courthouse on Tuesday in connection with his latest two arrests, RadarOnline.com has learned.

    The 51-year-old was arrested after a physical altercation with ex-fiancée Kate Major, and then just one day later for violating a protective order against Major by calling her — and trying to escape police by jumping out his hotel window.

    Michael was transported from the Hillsborough County jail to Sarasota, Florida, on Tuesday morning where he was charged with a total of four misdemeanors. Two for the first arrest (violation of a domestic injunction and domestic violence) and two for the second (violating a condition of pretrial release and resisting arrest.)

    The Lohan patriarch is facing four years in the slammer if convicted.

    Unlike her father’s longer jail stint, Lindsay Lohan only spent four hours in jail Sunday night after she was released early from her 30-day sentence imposed by Judge Stephanie Sautner.

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    so does Florida actually keep their felons in prison?

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    Lindsay isn't a felon

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    She's the most felonious of felons.They should make a special prison on the moon for her and then build an electric chair in the Sea of Tranquility and fry her skanky ass in 1/6th gravity so the frizzled bits float off slowly towards Mars!


    yeah!

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    She did her time

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    I've taken shits that lasted longer than her prison sentence!



    yeah!

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    Florida keeps their inmates for as long as it takes them to break out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    Florida keeps their inmates for as long as it takes them to break out.
    In a rash?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelancinator View Post
    In a rash?
    I would slap you, but that one actually made me laugh.

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    Why does he looks so familiar? Like an actor I've seen in a show...

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    He kinda looks like a younger version of Hershel in the Walking Dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    Why does he looks so familiar? Like an actor I've seen in a show...
    You must watch "celebrity" rehab






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    Naw I can picture the guy he looks like, just can't think of a way to search for the actor

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    throw away the key for this waste of space...

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