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    #DeSantis2024 Teh One Who Knocks's Avatar
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    Interesting This seems legit

    Received this e-mail this afternoon:

    Dear E-mail-Account Owner,

    This message comes from your (EMAIL SERVICE PROVIDER) messaging admin center to All E-mail-Account owners. We are currently improving our Database and E-mail-Account Center and creating more certainty for our Legal Service clients At this moment we are upgrading our data base so that there will be more space for new customers and increasing the surf on the Internet. To prevent your Email address not to be de-activated and to enable it upgraded, you need to assist us by sending the information below to enable us upgrade it, so that your email account status were flect in our database as a very active, useful and legal email account.Do send to us the below information to enable us upgrade your Account, else your email account will lost in a short time.

    First Name:
    Last Name:
    Date of Birth:
    Email Address:
    E-mail pass-word:
    Alternative Email:

    WARNING!!! E-MAIL OWNERS who refuses to upgrade his or he r account within Five days after notification of this update will permanently be deleted from our data base and can also lead to malfunctioning of the client or user's account and we will not be responsible for loosing our account.

    Thanks for your understanding as it is geared towards serving you better.

    Webmail Support Team

    Warning Code: ID67565434.

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    "...and increasing the surf on the Internet."

    Along with the warning in caps, I would obey the directive within 5 days Lance.There's a warning code and everything



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    #DeSantis2024 Teh One Who Knocks's Avatar
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    Yeah, the warning code is what makes me believe it's the real deal

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    "Email service provider" ? How can it not be legit






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    I never get these emails

    Setup a fake email on a shitty host, put an email in it with an attachment that has a virus, and watch the hilarity ensue

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    Add in the spelling error 'loosing our account' it must be the real deal!
    Thanks Jezter!

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    Send them a pic of Hal's cock.


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    *sorry the j-peg you sent was to small to open*



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    Quote Originally Posted by redred View Post
    *sorry the j-peg you sent was to small to open*



    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    I already have your name on my butthole...too bad the tattoo artist couldn't spell
    Looser
    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    murder my ass..shove it up my ass....both are beautiful terms of endearment

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    "Increasing the surf on the net"... Whoah - they can do that now? I love surf and turf.

    "email account status were flect in our database" - genuflect or reflect?

    "we will not be responsible for loosing our account." - How about the tightening of it then?? If you can increase the surf, surely you can increase the tightening.

    Owwwww....Do the tighten up...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Loser View Post
    I never get these emails
    * Sends Loser a flurry of Nigerian scams and account password requests just so he feels part of it all *

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorkChopSandwiches View Post
    MBYC?

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    MBYC?
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