I was thinking, f that, I used to punt when I played football and half the time it was all I could do to get the ball on my foot before I had 6 arms on me
I was thinking, f that, I used to punt when I played football and half the time it was all I could do to get the ball on my foot before I had 6 arms on me
RBP (11-11-2014)
RBP (11-11-2014)
Bears QB Jay Cutler made a charity visit to a local hospital Wednesday morning hoping to cheer up some down-and-out people while improving his tarnished image following yet another disastrous performance against the Packers Sunday night. The results weren’t anywhere near what he and his PR handlers were hoping.
“It was great Jay wanted to help out but he’s not exactly the most cheery guy on the planet,” said Northwestern Memorial Hospital director Phil Stevens. “His inability to relate to patients was really tough to overcome.”
Stevens said Cutler’s visit got off to a bad start when an elderly patient began jokingly chastising him for his play Sunday night. Cutler immediately glazed over and maintained a distant, sullen mood for the rest of this visit, which wore off on the patients with whom he interacted. By the time Cutler left, he was so agitated he flipped the bird to a group of people at the hospital’s reception area.
“I didn’t think it would be possible for an NFL quarterback’s visit to leave our patients more depressed,” said Stevens, “but that’s exactly what happened when Jay Cutler was here today.”
Bears head coach Marc Trestman — also under fire for the team’s disappointing season — was quick to defend his franchise QB.
“I know Jay prepared intensely for his visit to the hospital,” said Trestman. “Things just didn’t start out like we hoped they would and he was under duress for the entire hospital visit.”
Asked what changes would be made, Trestman seemed to pin the blame on a backup receiver who’s been cut.
“We anticipate that releasing Santonio Holmes earlier this week will make a difference in the way Jay approaches future hospital visits,” said Trestman. “Don’t ask me how. Just trust me on this one.”
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
prepared about as intensely as he does for games
After being pummeled by the Green Bay Packers on Sunday Night Football, Bears coach Marc Trestman told the team he’ll ban the traditional post-practice treat of milk and cookies.
“I had them run laps after the Miami beat-down, then nutcrackers until they puked after we got shellacked by the Patriots,” Trestman said in his post-game press conference.
“Nothing’s worked. So it’s time to show them real discipline.”
In addition, Trestman cancelled the team’s subscription to People magazine and will not allow television watching and cigarette smoking during halftime for remaining games this season.
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
I have to toss the bird up at these assholes for taunting fans by televising a couple thursday games, then once you get the idea in your head that you can watch a goddam football game on a thursday night, switch it over to nfl network. you fucks.
wow, all it takes is playing the vikes to make cutler look relatively decent...
love how the refs were helping out the giants at home...their second to last drive after that big long throw, let them get away with a blatant offensive pass interference...
with the game winding down, how was that not intentional grounding, Eli fuggin blind J-hooks the football over his shoulder as he's getting taken down...
relatively inconsequential on the latter, but the former gave the giants 4 shots at the end zone inside the 10 yard line, when they should have been hit with 15 just to start.
You mean Cutler played? I thought they put in the backup.
I can't really say anything. The Eagles are getting their asses beat so bad by the Packers, the TV station gave up on the game and switched over to the Detroit-Arizona game. 53 - 20. Oh, the humanity!
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FBD (11-17-2014)
And what the hell happened to the Broncos? Losing to the Rams and the Rams suck!
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looks like a lot of players for the broncos went out with injuries today
I need a touchdown, Gronk!
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go luck dammit