5 Ways To Know If You’re A Douche Bag Beer Snob

[MrsM]

My boss bought my a case of Sleeman's today with the three different flavors

I chased a car who backed into her cars, and then tried to drive away, down the street until I could read the plate... If I hadn't got the plate she would have had to pay her 500$ collision deductible so she was stoked.

Nice work GF

[JoeyB]

Nasty, Klum is almost as old as my boss

You could tape a picture of Miley Cyrus over the picture of young Heidi Klum, over the picture of melted face Heidi Klum, onto your bosses head, as she gives you head.

GAH I just went insane.

I've never seen ANYONE fight off a blow job so hard. Go date Justin Beiber queer eye.

[MrsM]

[deebakes]