I shot a football player because I'm hot and I do what I want.
I shot a football player because I'm hot and I do what I want.
I choked on my neighbor because I was drunk
I fell in love with a sock because I'm hot and I do what I want.
I am fixed
"Somedays I wake up and feel like nobody loves me. Other days I wake up and feel like I love nobody. Sometimes I wake up and feel tired, and worn out. Sometimes I wake up and feel like I cannot face the day. But someday I'll wake up and realize that waking up is pretty stupid because it just makes you feel like crap."
i ate my psychiatrist because that's how i roll
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I smacked my neighbour because I'm retarded!
Thanks Jezter!
I danced with a gangster because I hate myself
Thanks to Goofy for my sig