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  1. 03-02-2011, 10:52 AM #31
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    I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
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    Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML
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    You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
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    That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
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    It's my parent's restaurant
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    So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
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    I love you!
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    You're insane
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    Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
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    Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
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