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  1. 11-23-2011, 08:31 PM #1
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    Canada Canada Invades America...TOMORROW!

    I tried to organize this once before, we had to abort due to lack of support and a way to keep back bacon fresh for over 3 days.


    OUR TIME HAS ARRIVED!

    I'll only need 5 non-American volunteers, as most people in the USA are lazy, overweight and will be noshing on Cheetos and watching football when the attack begins.

    We'll depart at 0:800 hours Thursday morning (0:830 in Newfoundland).The intent is to arrive in America just after dinner tomorrow night, when the Thanksgiving turkey malaise sets in.

    Once we secure the perimeter, we'll meet in Denver at my new HQ. (Lance's former penthouse loft location) All spoils will be divided equally and then I will be taking us all out to get some White Castle hamburgers.


    GOOOO CANADA!
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    ohh, right



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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    I tried to organize this once before, we had to abort due to lack of support and a way to keep back bacon fresh for over 3 days.


    OUR TIME HAS ARRIVED!

    I'll only need 5 non-American volunteers, as most people in the USA are lazy, overweight and will be noshing on Cheetos and watching football when the attack begins.

    We'll depart at 0:800 hours Thursday morning (0:830 in Newfoundland).The intent is to arrive in America just after dinner tomorrow night, when the Thanksgiving turkey malaise sets in.

    Once we secure the perimeter, we'll meet in Denver at my new HQ. (Lance's former penthouse loft location) All spoils will be divided equally and then I will be taking us all out to get some White Castle hamburgers.


    GOOOO CANADA!
    I have alerted our national bird. You stand no chance!


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    i haven't got a passport and i'm to far away for dinner time tomorrow but if i'm of any help i'll join team canada
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    ....

    Guess I'll have to bust out the spudinator and stock up...


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    Quote Originally Posted by redred View Post
    i haven't got a passport and i'm to far away for dinner time tomorrow but if i'm of any help i'll join team canada
    You've been conscripted.No need for a passport, we just need able bodies (you'll do)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Acid Trip View Post
    I have alerted our national bird. You stand no chance!


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    ....

    Guess I'll have to bust out the spudinator and stock up...

    Our new Maple Syrup missile just came out of the development phase.

    You guys are TOAST!!!!






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    Canada smells like dog buns..
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