Canada Invades America...TOMORROW!

[Hal-9000]

Here's another one (may help with the female co-worker you are having problems with atm)


If she were an inch taller she'd be round

'cause it sounds to me like she's "Ate up with the dumbass"

that one's too complex...


In a fit of loud rage in front a group here I said - If brains were electricity she wouldn't have enough to warm toast!!!

I was mad but people said it came out funny

[Hal-9000]

well mods....please feel free to trash this thread


it's run the course and not served the purpose, thx

[JoeyB]

Hal you are starting to hurt my feelings..

Poor Muddygut...Hey...your kid won in the pumpkin contest! So be happy.

I don't remember if you've stopped alcohol also, but that's generally the drug of choice with my friends and family. I would suggest you would only need to worry if one of us said something along the lines of "Hey y'all, watch this!"

You def need to worry if someone says "Get a rope!"

Hal thinks you are joking, of course.

[Griffin]

Went 4 wheelin in my Jeep Sun morning without my usual cooler. I told my passengers it didn't seem right riding without a beer in my lap, I didn't have anything for them to hold as I said "watch this shit!"

[JoeyB]

Went 4 wheelin in my Jeep Sun morning without my usual cooler. I told my passengers it didn't seem right riding without a beer in my lap, I didn't have anything for them to hold as I said "watch this shit!"

You could have found something else in your lap for them to hold, if you felt motivated.

[Hal-9000]

mods please....trash this thread.


I want to make the trash at least two times this year

[KevinD]

That's interesting..

I just finished reading a novel where the main bad guy killer called himself "The Trashman"

Funnily enough, the local was in the vague "north" somewhere

[deebakes]

mods please....trash this thread.


I want to make the trash at least two times this year

just steal one of porky's threads that he starts in his repost section and you can be golden